Update!!

“Yes now is about time for one of Samantha`s most stupidest things she could possibly put on her blog – the stupid UPDATE shit.” – Dark side. Me – Well jeez Dark side that really makes my mood better. Dark side “I can’t help it brightening peoples moods is just one of the MANY things i do to help people.”. ME – well, your not full of yourself are you?. Dark side – “Nope not at all, and i suggest with my brilliance, that you get on with your blog and stop talking to me. Or your customers might not like to read you blog with this new change THAT WILL BE PUT IN ALMOST EVERY BLOG SO YOUR DAYS AREN’T FULL OF BORINGNESS. Note that i did say, i quote “Put in almost every blog”, end quote. This means sometimes Samantha, My evil partner in crime, and the other half of my brilliant mind, will be Putting my brilliance in her blog.” .  Me thank you dark side, of telling my readers about one of the updates i will be putting in my blog. Now one of my other updates is my Pages to the right of my blog. You know where the calender is well up above that is PAGES. and below that are some things you can click on, Such as – About the blog, About the blogger, My lyrics, My poems, Typical junior high nicknames, And also my favorite – Typical Junior High – This Was The GREATEST Day! (11-20-08). Some of these pages have been updated, and some of them are password protected. IF you are family i MIGHT give you the password. Otherwise please do not TRY to trick me into giving you the password – because my, and Dark sides, brain will not fall for your very unevil trick (We, ourselves are to evil and will find out your plan).SO we strongly suggest that you go and check this out. Well i believe those are the only things i have changed or, going to change on my blog.Dark side – “Um, your wrong you still have some things to discuss, Samantha.” Me – Oh yea, PEOPLE if you have any suggestions about my blog, like if i should change my theme,or If i should put pictures on my blog, or anything else then comment me. And the one other Update about my blog is PLEASE people, (Dark side – note that she said please, i told her to by the way) Comment me. I know that i have some Regular readers like my brothers (Justin, And Cody, and maybe Justin lets the others read it) My sister (Brandie) And grandma. So stop being silent let me know what you think. I AM DYING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO SUGGEST STUFF TO ME!  Dark side – “Yes please do comment Samantha so she will stop bugging me about it!” Me – Shut up Dark side i thought we agreed not to tell them about that . . . Dark side – “To late now. HA HA HA  MUHAHAHAHA” me – oh my gosh, Its not that big of a deal remember i can take your life away being the more powerful side of this shared brain!  Dark side – “Stop bragging, I can’t help being the sad story of this brain.” Me – Anyway heres some stuff that has been changed in my life -

Reading- i have been reading lately -The Beast Of Noor by Janet lee Carey

Music – (THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG LIST)10 years, 12 stones,AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Alice in chains, As i lay dying,Avril Lavinge,Bad company, Boston, Barlow girl, Bon Jovi, Beastie Boys, Buckcherry, The chemical Brothers, Creed, Days of the new, Deep Purple, Demon hunter, Destroy the runner, Disturbed, Falling up, Family force five, Fireflight, FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, Flame, Flyleaf, Fleetwoodmac, Foghat, Foo Fighters, Foreigner,Godsmack, Good Charlotte, Green day,Guns ‘n’ Roses, Heart, Hinder, Hoobastank, Incubus, Jett Black stare, Joan Jett, Journey, Led Zepplin, Linken Park, Live, Manafest, Metallica, NINE INCH NAILS, Nickelback, The Offspring, Ozzy Osborne, P.O.D., Paramore, Pat benetar, Piller, Pink floyd, Project 86, Puddle of mudd, Queen, Red hot chili peppers, Red, Rehab, Rush, Saliva, Scorpians, Seether, Shinedown, Since october, Skillet, Staind, Stone temple Pilots, Thousand foot krutch, Three days grace, Tom petty and the heart breakers, And FINALLY triumph is what I’ve been listening to on my music player !!!!!

Clothes – pretty much anything dark. My mom says that i`m goth but i think “HEY!, i`m not wearing skulls or Marilyn Manson tees shirts so i not goth. i don’t even wear chains. . .yet.” black isn’t high in fashion today, i`m not much of a fashion person anyway but it helps you blend in. Some people call it Rocker, Punk, Emo I can call it that but i mainly call it me, I love wearing a black. (My mom gave me the theme song AC/DC – Back in black!)

Weather-COLD! Yes it is cold here wear i rome but, i`m used to it because i am from Illinois after all.

Jewelry and Makeup – nothing other than my Awesome black and sliver bracelets that cover a fourth of my arm and a Few Okay more than i few Back necklaces, Oh! And i have finally got my ears pierced, so i am wearing the studs! As for makeup i only wear it on the weekends, because i`m not aloud to wear it to school, and i wouldn’t anyway because most of the Kids at my school would be afraid of my All black eye shadow, eye liner, and mascara.

Okay those are all the updates i believe. But here is a quick ROCK/METAL trivia. . .  Did you know that the Metal band Disturbed, came from my home State, Illinois! I think it is awesome because they are one of my  Many favorite bands!!

Samantha (Dark side – “What the hell ever happened to me? Am i just chopped liver? You better put me on there to, after all i do help your blog’s stats!”)

ME – Whatever,

Samantha, and Dark side

Typical Junoir High – Really. . .awkward. . .i`m not kidding

No matter what you think this blog is REAL! This really happened and even I`m having trouble believing it. Today was really awkward. . .I had a goodish time though, it was painless and trilling-what happened outside, With B.T. boy . . .

First Period – Was BORING!

Second Period – same thing here – so bored

Lunch- boring . . . .

OUTSIDE -Okay, whoa Samantha take a deep breath you can write this (ME: thanks dark side) I was at the round picnic table with M.M. girl, Teardrop, hyper chick, B.T. boy, Sunshine and a lot of other people other people. I touched Teardrop, with my hand only (because it was cold again), and B.T. boy poked me as soon as he saw it. So i just stopped (i didn’t fall on the ground because this poke wasn’t as bad as the others). Then B.T. boy jumped on the table(none of us were sitting on it) And said “Anyone, can i jump over you?”. So i was the only one who said yes. I didn’t think he would do it. So i gave Teardrop my book, and stood in front of B.T. boy, who was still standing on the table. “Come closer.” he spoke, before i walked about not even two feet away feet away from him. Then he suddenly runs and jumps off the table, I bent down so my back was flat, i didn’t want to get hit in the face. Then in the air, above me he put his hands on my back with his legs in a V shape in front of him. I barely felt his hands on my back, then he landed, feet on the ground. I was shocked that he actually did it. All my friends saw it. “Holy Shit Samantha! Did _____ just hump you?” said sunshine, Then i pictured it in my head. Holy shit! it looked like he humped me it the air! I truly did not mean for this to happen. “Samantha, it did look like that.” said teardrop. “NO! Holy Shit it must have looked like it.” i spoke. “Oh snap! Paige has got some competition! Damn Samantha, getting at it aren’t you?” M.M. girl said while patting my back. Both me and B.T. boy were blushing. . .(this was so awkward) “______, I i didn’t mean for it to look like that and i`m sure _____(B.T. boy name) didn’t mean it like that ether.” i told M.M. girl. Then i noticed that The-Clinging-Paiger saw what had happened. B.T. boy just noticed that to. She looked hurt, and pissed at me. B.T. boy went and talked to her then. Me and M.M. girl, Teardrop, and sunshine and everyone of my friends that saw it happen, came around the table. “Lauren, what did it look like. You guys are just kidding right? This is just some sick joke.” i asked. “Well,it really looked like he was humping you.” She replied. My Thoughts-”Well this is great.” Then i tried to make it seem like it wasn’t that big a deal. . .”Guys, look it didn’t hurt, and it was fun. I mean it felt like _____ was . . . well on top of me rubbing my back.” I said (this is one of the dirty things i say that isn’t meant to be what it sounds like) “SAMANTHA! You made it sound like you enjoyed it! And notice that she said _____ and on top of me in the same sentence, that is just sick.” said M.M. girl, Then Teardrop said, “Um Samantha, that did sound dirty.” , I sigh “I didn’t mean it like that and you guys know it! I think it was fun, and thrilling!” i shot back. then just noticing what i said i slapped my forehead (i didn’t mean it like that) , M.M. girl, Teardrop,and the others were just staring at me with wide mouths. “Lord i didn’t mean it like that!” i said. “tell us what you meant then.” said sunshine. “Okay, It didn’t hurt and _____ popped my back so it felt good.” i said. “Samantha i think you should just stop talking.” Said Teardrop. Then M.M. girl, Hyper chick, Sunshine,The-Clingy-Paiger, And B.T. boy`s class was going inside on their way to the door B.T. boy with his girlfriend, The-Clingy-Paiger , He patted my back and said “I will see you later ,Samantha.” He made The-Clingy-Paiger make steam come out of her nose and ears(not really but she looked like it).
Third Period- Stupid substitute, Penneys made me pissed. . .i hate her. . .

ELCETIVES

first – boring

Second -
When ever B.T. boy walked by me or poked me The-Clingy-Paiger gave me the “Get away from him” glare. . .Well guess what Paige, i don’t care what you think, he has been my friend longer than he has been your friend, or girlfriend at that. Also i can’t help it if he flirts with me 24/7 and doesn’t pay to much attention to you . . . Sorry but i can’t help it. Also he told me that i am his friend, he can trust me, and tell me anything and everything so i`m pretty much his best friend. Get used to that fact that his best friend is a girl because i`m not going anywhere . . .(the dark side wrote that)

Halls and Gym-   : ) on my way the gym B.T. boy was walking behind me, and pulled on my book bag the first thing i thought was “(B.T.boys name here)”. Then pushed me out of the way so he could pass me so i pushed him back. “You push me, then i push you back.” he stated. Then he walked me to the gym, pulling on my book bag all the way there. In the gym, He was in the line next to me. “Hey, Samantha!” he said while waving to me. So i waved back and said “Hey, _____! Whats up?”. “Can you get Lilly.” he spoke while pointing to her. “sure!” i said before calling for Lilly. He asked her what was wrong with her (she looked really down) she said nothing and just stared at the floor. Then a few minute later B.T. boy asked me “Samantha, Can you do me a favor and go find out why Lilly looks sad?”. i replied with, “_____, I don’t know her that well.” .   ” Samantha, please go find out whats wrong with her.” So i couldn’t resist those powerful, eyes of his(His eyes are powerful to me,he has eyes like no other guys i have seen) i said “sure,_____.” Then he smiled before saying “Oh and don’t tell her i asked.” i said okay, before walking over to Lilly and crouched down be her and said “Lilly, _____ wants to know what wrong with you.”, “Tell him my boyfriend is what wrong with me.” she replied before i got up and noticed my bus line was leaving. i grabbed my book bag, and before leaving with my line i went over to B.T. boy, “_____, Lilly said that her boyfriend is getting her mad.”, “Thanks” he spoke. “Okay i have to go now” i said, and before i left him he said “Bye. . .Sam” and i think i might have saw him wink to me while i was going to my bus line.

Typical Junoir High – today was interesting . . .

Okay, today was AWESOMELY filled with greatness, and that mean this blog should be interesting- i hope!!

Today in the gym Paige sat in front of me – : ( . . (that is a person with a Mohawk!) or what the hell is going on. she even set her heavy ass book bag on my foot so what in the world does she think shes doing. i haven’t even talked to her before and she is already being a bitch to me? As always all my period were boring. Nothing happened . . . until we went outside or on the track. . . and in the gym(in the afternoon)

Outside it was freezing as me and Gummybear walked up to M.M. girl, Teardrop, hyper chick, and some other people. M.M. girl was hugging Teardrop, without letting go, as if her life deepened on it. “What are you guys doing?” i asked. M.M. girl replied with “Lauren is warm and i`m cold so i`m hugging her.”,My eyes then got wide, as i touched Teardrop and felt her warmth, i hugged her tightly, like M.M. girl was. “No get off me.” Teardrop cried. “No your warm” me and M.M. girl said at the same time. Then B.T. boy came up and asked us what we were doing “Lauren is warm and we are cold so . . . you get it?” i spoke. He shook his head yes before coming up behind me and digging his fingers into my side, making me bring Teardrop and him down on the ground with me. As soon as Teardrop was free she spirited away from me and M.M. girl while we cased her. B.T. boy kept poking me and M.M. girl every time we hugged her, so M.M. girl gave up very easily. She walked away, leaving teardrop to me. I was soo cold i hugged her every chance i got, B.T.boy “poking me off” every time. I always brought Teardrop to the ground with me, B.T. boy didn’t always come down, but most of the time he did. One time, Teardrop didn’t fall down with me, but B.T. boy fell on top of me. I was just acting when it looked like it wasn’t a big deal. And to make B.T.boy comfortable with it i just gave him a smile. Before getting off of me he smiled back(in a weird way) and got off of me somewhat blushing. I still hugged Teardrop a lot, B.T. boy still poked me, but he moved out of the way quickly before i fell. He still fell with us sometimes, but not all the time.

In the gym B.T. boys line is always right next to mine. We don’t really talk, most of the time he acts like he doesn’t even know i`m there. Sometimes he waves to me or says hey(one time he waved to me like five times) But today when i was going walking into my bus line he waved and said “hey Samantha.”, so i waved back and said “What up _____?”. Then later when my line was leaving, and i almost passed him, he said “I will see you later Samantha.”, so i said “Yea, Catch ya later _____.”  and he waved to me as i was leaving. When he usually doesn’t talk to me at all.

Heres the bad-ish things that happened today – Outside The-Clingy-Paiger was wearing B.T. boys jacket. and shes obviously desperate for him because she said “I will give you your jacket back to you if you hug me.” – i don’t know if he did but somehow he got his jacket back.

And going back to class from our electives B.T. boy and The-Clingy-Paiger where walking side by side in such a “Deep” conversation that when i was holding the door open for B.T. boy(ONLY) he didn’t even say hi, or thanks (which hew always does)he just looked at me, at least he halfway smiled. . . .

. . .well thats all peeps(you- stop calling us that,  Me- Heck no its awysum(awesome)

Your favorite blogist, (IT`s) Samantha (Yo)

Typical Junoir High – i guess today was good. . .

Okay, today was good. . . not great but good . . . or worse . . . i don’t know, *talks to self* “shut the hell up Samantha we get it that your day was fine!”  . . . well thanks inner dark side(my new school nickname is dark side) . . . GUESS WHAT! – i taste just like candy! (its a song i had stuck in my head today- i was singing it all threw out school, driving my friends insanely crazy = p . . . )  Well today was boring other than in the halls and in  giggles class.

First Period – Boring

Second Period – Boring

Third Period – Giggles keeps putting me under so much fucking stress!!!!!. . .MUST. . .BLAST. . .HEAVY. . .METAL. . .TO. . .CALM. . .SELF. . .

ELECTIVES

First Elective – Mr. D thought something was wrong with me because i didn’t talk to anyone, and my head was laying on my desk> Giggles stressing me i swear!!!

Second Elective – OOKIZZAY! (Translation-okay,  in the dictionary of Samantha`s Coolness)

HALLS(yay  ^.^   : )  . . . )-I was walking up the stairs with my friends, we were going to our third period after electives. I suddenly felt someones breath on my neck “_____”(<B.T. boys name there) i thought. B.T. boy was the only guy i know that would do that. Smiling to myself i just kept on walking with him blowing warm air in the back of my neck. Then i felt a poke in my rip, turning to the left i saw nobody. “He`s playing with me. . .” i thought(in a good but not dirty way) I quickly turned to my right to see him there “Ha Ha, i got you.” B.T. boy spoke, I replied with “Hi _____.” then he blew on my neck some more, before we approached his classroom, “See you later ,Samantha.” he spoke before patting my back. I was think i might have been  lost in a fuzzy happiness, As i said “yea, see you around, _____.” – : ) – : P – : } – ^.^ – and that was my highlight of the day!!!

Catch ya later peeps(Translation-people),

This Grungen, Dark Side, The Dark One, Samafa (Sa-maf-fa)and plenty of others but mainly

SAMANTHA SOMEONE!!!

P.S. – I am so glad that B.T. boy talked to me today!

P.S.S. – This is a family inside joke for Cody – I`m so happy ’cause i`m a gummy bear. GUMMY BEAR!

Okay . . .

Please don’t hurt me! I know that it has been a while since i have wrote a post, but i get busy just like any other grugen-like, freaky, out of this world preteen! Okay so please don’t hurt me nothing has really happened but just to let you know heres a few things about whats going on at school, and life, and junk -

SCHOOL – My third peroid and first peroid had been changed so now i go to 3rd,2nd, and 1st peroid.

B.T. boy doesn’t really talk to me anymore because of the stupidness of my art teacher. Our seats were changed.Then i sat behind him and i could see what he was doing or who is was talking to but now i`m sitting in the damn front of the classroom and he sits directly behind me. So now i can’t even watch him. Also (as you can see i`m pissed) the jackass B.T. boy has stopped talking to me! now i get a “hey” or a poke every now and then but other than that the jerk has hardly talked to me. Okay i really need to calm down, hes not a jackass or a jerk okay. And Brandie i know what you thinking of when i say this but he has replaced me with Paige or the second anti-Christ. She hasn’t done anything but to me i don’t like her. I know its the Sarah problem all over again. I don’t like her, and i don’t think she deserves B.T. boys attention because she is always so quite and never talks to anyone. I know he likes her at the least of friends, because one day he exchanges notes with her in class, and the next day people are saying he is going to break up with his girlfriend to go out with Paige. I don’t know if it has happened, or if it is going to, because i have never started a conversation with him, and he hardly talks to me anymore, but he still talks to his girlfriend and Paige so ??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?

LIFE -it sucks right now. . .

JUNK – it rocks! Only if a had some junk to make a junk-rifle and shot the people who are in my way and control the people i want to talk to me!! in other words – I`m taking over the world do you want to help?

I’m guessing thats all. I have school tomorrow so i will try to dig up some shit going on, before some people who read my blog shit a brick!

-Samantha

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Okay, i`m not out partying, trick-or-treating, or T.P.ing a house (decorating with toilet paper) right now because i wasn’t invited to any party’s. Matter of a fact i don’t think anyone is having a party. I don’t trick-or-treat, Because 1: i don’t like costumes. 2: the fact of people all around you, watching your every move, standing next to you, with masks/costumes on is SCARY for my paranoid self. 3: My mom wouldn’t let me go TP a house. Lame i know, but oh well. I am so going to let my future, imaginary, awesome,rocker, kids have fun!

Even though i`m stuck at home i can still do some fun Halloween stuff like : watch scary/horror movies. Write a Halloween poem/Short Story. Prank call old people. Or when the “Trick-or-treat kids” come to my house -me dressed in all black, with a ski mask on and a paint ball gun go and chase them out of our yard!! AWESOME! i know! Okay so i didn’t do the last one. I have wrote a poem. I`m planning on watching scary movies after this, And maybe doing some prank calling.But in the mean time Heres some Halloween things i think are pretty cool

Dark and Deadly Halloween – Samantha Blah/Hopestories – copywrite

H alloween is dark and deadly

O h how frightening it is

L ots of terror

L ots of horror

O verwhelms us on this day

W ith frightening voices we all say

E eek! Oh how dark

E eek! Oh how deadly

N oone should go out on Halloween night

(Added lines)

E eek! Oh how dark

E eek! oh how deadly

N oone is unfilled with Halloween fright

H alloween is still dark and deadly

E ven though it has been a long road of Halloween nights

E veryone is filled with Halloween fright

Well thats my Halloween poem. . . .Catch ya later and Happy Halloween please be careful with your trick-or-treating/partying And always watch your back! I know i`m too paranoid. . . .

love you all

-Samantha