UPDATE OF YO FIZZLE FROSTY PENGUINS

Okay, i still think that B.T.boy is a SMEXY ASK, but he is being a COMPLETE jackask. I want to punch him in his dang SMEXY face, and shake him into senses until he has sbs (shaking baby syndrome). How is he being a donkey?? -

Okay he has a new girlfriend after about 2 months of singleness. (aww how sad- NOT!) and his new chick is Fat, Ugly, And very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very PREPPY!!!! Also she, well, um, She goes around school talking about EVERYBODY, like a bad little prep. And this makes me mad because, HE HAS STOPPED TALKING TO ME AND MY FRIENDS, AND HAS STARTED HANGING OUT WITH THE PREPS!!!!! (Dark Side -” Thats a SMEXYASK gone to waste!!!!!!”) Well, he hasn’t stopped talking to us COMPLETLY!! just he has started to not hang out with us, and has stopped talking to us like he used to, now its ONLY a “hey”, “Whussup”, or “Hi” every now and then. Im sooooooooooo PISSED at him that i have began to avoid him, and I’m going INSANE!!! You can ask any of my friendzeys that were around, but when we were outside, i started being anti-social on the hill, then when ever i looked at him i would jump up, walk up to the building, and start punching it, and kicking it, and cussing my friend, the wall out. Also anyone who made fun of me, i chased until they got ahead of me, then i went back to my friend, The Wall. Then i settled down because i remembered that i had my CD player, head phones, and Disturbed CD, in my pocket book. So i sat down and listened to some metal, while my friends sat around me. Then after a while i calmed down so much, that i didn’t have to listen to metal. I just started cussing, to no one imperticular, About B.T.boy. Like i was saying

“I can’t believe that mother****er!! He is just a little manw****!! I dont give a **** about him anyway!!! Who the **** would?!?!? Oh, other than that stupid fat@$$ girlfriend of that son of a waffle!!”

Then teardrop calmed me down, and i stopped cussing, and yelling. Then it was soon time for B.T.boys class to come in. I freaked and curled up in a ball, laid down, facing the oposite way that he would be in, and hoped that he didn’t see me. but OF COURSE that fagget did see me, and he came up behind me, bent down, and poked me about hard as the devils downstairs would be when he saw a angel. I sprung up shouting “Who the hell?!?!” then i saw B.T.boy standing there. I said “Oh, Who gives a ****!!” and sat back down. He looked at me weird before leaving.  Once he left i started yelling and cussing again.I soon got calmed down again.

Also, this guy Kalen, (K – Len or Zach, Kalen is his middle name but theres to many Zach`s, So everyone calls him Kalen) I believe has a thing for me. And hes not to bad looking. And hes also ALOT LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA LOT-SA  nicer than B.T.boy is right now. So i THINK i MIGHT like him too……………………………………………………………………………………………….. MAYBE………………………………………OKAY I LIKE HIM TO, BUT BT.BOY STILL COMES FIRST. Even if he is a jackask at the moment, i bet you 100000000 dollar that he will stop going out with Lina, or his gf in a few weeks. and he might move on to someone else.

Anyway, thats the schoolish update for you YO FIZZLE FROSTY PENGUINS.

Other than that Reality has put me in a strait jacket, and is forcing me to listen to EVERYTHING that it has to say. INCLUDING ———–

* we are moving to IL this summer, or before

*No matter how bad things get im still alive, and i CANT make it though things by myelf

*I HATE ALMOST EVERYONE

*ALMOST EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME

*LIFE SUCKS SMURF ASK

*PENGUINS RULE

*Penguins are on my side

*Parents suck

*Cody can kiss my ask

*DISTURBED IS MY SHIZNIT!!

*Disturbed keeps me alive, in this time of going though preteen, and teenage FREAKOUT TIMEING.

*Parents will never understand preteens, or teenagers

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay there you go yo fizzle frosty penguin

Penguin

(Samantha)

Typical Junoir High – I HAVE A STALKER!!! – HELP ME

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, just had to get that over with, Anyway mister-conformity is now MY FREAKING STALKER!!! I’m not kidding, this kid has is ether metal, or doesn’t understand “I don’t want you around me, that’s why I’m avoiding you!!! Back the !@#$ off!!!” I, for your information, Still like B.T.boy VERY VERY VERY MUCH!! For some reason my friend thinks i like mister-conformity. I don’t but i just talk about him all the time because he is scaring me shiznitless (S@!Tless)This dude is freaking that shiz out of me. I am being FOLLOWED 24/7. and i don’t think its all fun and games, even if he hasn’t don’t anything to me, i still think that following me around, and staring at me, and FREAKING me over my mental limits – is JUST a little WEIRD, NO INSANE!!!!!! Brandie, if your reading this, PLEASE HELP ME!!! Send carter back here so he can be my bodyguard!!!!PLEASE!!!! Before i go completely INSANE, PHSCHO, OR MENTAL, i guess i should explain what the heck happened today. Oh and, i changed mister-conformity`s nickname to MY STALKER

Gym – bored as hell

Halls – bored as hell

First Period – i fell asleep in class, my favorite class, with my favorite teach. And she woke me up, but privately, nobody realized i was asleep. Other than my teacher, she knew that something was wrong with me because im usally all over the work that she has for us.

Second Period – (Dark Side – “Sam take a dddeeeeeeppp breath, and calm down, you can do this.”) *takes long, slow, deep sigh*

Okay, Once MY STALKER came into class i had my nose stuck in a book, and he sat his stuff down and looked to me and said

“Hey Samantha!!” (My Thoughts – “NO!! get the hell away from me! i need to sick Samantha F. on you. She has a nickname around school called “Shin breaker!!”")

I didn’t even look up but instead just raised my hand and slightly waved it before putting it down and turning a page. (Dark Side – “And he didn’t get the message then? Is this guy !@#$ing mental??”)

Anyway, this STALKER guy sits RIGHT next to me, I could feel him staring at me. every time i looked in his direction (not at him, like at the teacher, board, or someone else) i saw him (out of the corner of my eye) STARING at me . . . . . . . . . . this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo creepy that i am going to sleep with my door locked!!!!

Halls – before going to lunch, i had to get my math text book out of my locker. And this guy is so much of my stalker that the guy FOLLOWS me to my locker!! And then when i put in my combination, and open my locker door *GRINS EVILLY* MY STALKER sees my pictures of my SMEXY brother, Justin. I swear these picture should be on television. Plus, the pictures are of him when he was my age. And they are on this paper that has hearts all around them and it says “I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!!!” , and “I WILL MISS YOU!!!” just, it doesn’t say that he is my brother, so by the looks of MY STALKER`S face, he thought Justin was my boyfriend. XD Man, it was sooo funny. MY STALKER`S face went pale (With an expression of jealousy) Then he just walked away, Without a word.   ~I KNOW I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO EVIL~

Lunch – The guy sat in front of me, TWO seats down, The closest seat next to me. And he was STARING at me while eating, talking, or doing whatever this guy does.

Outside – AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STALKER MOMENT!!! This is wear i find out this dude is NUTS for me, And is my STALKER. . . .  hyperventilates. (Darkside – “SAM!!! CALM DOWN!!! I promise, if that bastard does anything to you i will plant a bomb inside his brain, the let you pull the trigger!!! That is AFTER your brothers beat the SHIZ out of him!!!”)  Anyway,

There was a half dead, half frozen raccoon on the side of the track. Soon everyone was crowded around it, and the teacher called animal control. Samantha F. was freaking out, because it reminded her of her dogs that died. then some of the guys were throwing ice balls at it, And talking about getting sticks and whacking it to death. Samantha F., and Lauren were on the left side of the crowd, and Shalondra, Amari, And Shawna were on the right side, so i was ALWAYS walking back and forth. And guess what, MY STALKER followed me from one side to the other. Soon i got so freaked out, and Sam couldn’t take watching them trow shiz at it, that we left, and decided to walk around the track. I`m not kidding, but guess who followed me – MY STALKER!!! I got sooo freaked out that i just started talking so fast, and shouting gibberish that i freaked Samantha out. So i decided to cross threw the field hoping he wasn’t nuts enough to follow me. Well guess what, He was. I AM NOT KIDDING!! This freaky bastard followed me and Samantha across the football field. He was about fifteen feet to the right of us. Then once again, I got sooo freaked out that i just started talking so fast, and shouting gibberish that i freaked Samantha out. So i decided to turn around half way. And you want to know what SO DID MY STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then we went over to Our Table, right. And he goes to the table closest to ours and sits on THE VERY EDGE, AND FREAKING STARES AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i decide to walk again, he follows – So i tell Samantha to start running so i can chase her and we can get farther away from him. And she does, and i chase her. THEN THE !@#$ER STARTS POWER WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Lauren comes up to us, and we go sit at the tables, And he goes to the table closest to ours and sits on THE VERY EDGE. Then i go nuts again and start running up the hill, then down and up and down talking sooo fast i can’t understand myself. then Lauren gets me to calm down a VERY little bit. and i sit DEAD CENTER on the track, then i lay down – with Samantha and Lauren sitting with me. Then MY STALKER goes and sits at the closest table, at THE VERY EDGE!!!!!!!! Lauren, and Samantha sat next to me.

I  tell Lauren the who,what where, and when about the subject, and she says “Samantha, you should be flattered!!!”

I shout “HELL NO IM NOT, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A STALKER??? IT IS NOT FUN!!! I CAN FEEL THE CREEP STARING AT ME EVERY SECOND IM IN HIS SIGHT!!!”"

I freak out again, as he stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares and stares  AT ME.

Soon we had to go inside. (My Thoughts – ” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he has to sit next to me : ( !!!”)

Gym (Afternoon)  – B.T.boy was in the row right in between me and MY STALKER. Anyway i bought three bars of chocolate, and i split one and gave it to some chicks i know, i gave one to B.T.boy and i ate one. MY STALKER sees this (while STARING at me, which i found out, is his hobbie in to gym in the afternoon) and just kept  staring and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring . . . . .at me until im knocked out senseless, No but forreal until i get the AWESOME plan to make him JeAlOuS!!!! So i go up to B.T.boy and sit RIGHT next to him and start busting some moves. Not really but i start talking to him.

“Hey ____ wussup?!” i said with a BIG smile pasted across my face.

“Nothin’ much what ’bout you??” he said before giving me a good poke.

“Same here. I’m just chillin’ till my bus gets here. I think its late.”

“Yea i think it is too, you always leave before the row next to you, and they left.” He spoke, before ruffling my hair, then i playfully punched his shoulder, he poked me, i smacked his head softly, he ruffled my hair, you get it.

Then he had to go. We said our goodbyes, and as soon as he left i got freaked out again. I NEEDED something to do. So i grab my book bag and stuff and went to go talk to my favorite teacher, Mr. Yancey. I don’t even have him as a teacher but we are tite and shiz. He also supplies the chocolate so XD

I walk up to him and slid on the stage, that he was standing next to.

“HEY, Mr. Yancey!!!” I said cheerfully, as i grabbed my wallet and pulled out a dollar.

“What kind do you want, Sam??” He said referring to the chocolate.

“Can i get a milk chocolate??”

“If i can get a hug.” He spoke.

I stood up and hugged him then he gave me my chocolate, as i gave him the money. “Thanks Mr. Yancey.” i spoke while sitting back down.

“No, thank you Sam. Your my best customer, I think you buy 30 bars every week.”

“Close enough!!” I spoke while we were both laughing.

Then i went back to my spot on the floor. I GLANCED at MY STALKER. And noticed he was STARING at me again. He waved to me, and i acted like i didn’t see it.

Once i was leaving i heard MY STALKER calling my name repetitiously. I ignored it, As you can see i don’t like him. Hes to boring and needs to find a life that doesn’t inclued STARING at me, Freaking me out, or any not talking to me – just  STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and  STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING and STARING  AT ME – or in other words freaking me out shiznitless.

-scared

Penguin

Typical Junoir High – Guy Attention

. Okay first sorry Brandie, for not blogging in a while. I really miss you. And i have been STRESSED out. And I’m not kidding i have tried to rip my hair out. New classes, new semester, And here it goes – A new student, a guy student at that. And this new guy student likes me. – do i like him – NOOOO. was today horrible – somewhat.  I wish these guys (other than B.T.boy) would stop talking to me. The new kid`s name is Zach, but i will call him mister-conformity. I mean like sure hes nice and whatever, but has he ever heard of  – personality,being unique, or maybe original? – i really truly don’t think so. He follows the crowd with his every movement. But now that i re-read what i just wrote i sound like a judging freak. Really i think the dude is alright, hes just not my type. I like people who are loud, outgoing, and to me AWESOME!! – Like B.T.boy for example, He is himself. He is VERY outgoing. And he scares my shy friends.Anyway i should tell you what happened today, huh?

GYM(morning) – As B.T.boy came in he spotted me, reading a book, and not paying attention to anyone else. So he came up to me and “SMACK” his hand covered the pages i was reading. I looked up “Hey _____!!” i spoke. He waved and said “Ello!!” Before walking to some other people.

Halls – I was walking with Samantha F. and i knew B.T.boy was behind me so i was walking EXTEREMLY slow and reading at the same time, hoping he would poke me or talk to me or something. But he didn’t.

Second Period – mister-conformity was staring at me, Oh did i mention that he sits RIGHT next to me. Tomorrow should be a blast, . . . NOT!!!

Outside – I was laying across our table again, when B.T.boys class was going inside. I soon felt i poke. i knew exactly who i was, but i looked up anyway to see B.T.boy. “Hey Samantha!!!” he said while waving. “Hi _____!!” I spoke just before he left. . . .

~ELECTIVES~

my first elective is now gym, because of the new semester. And my second elective is keyboarding so. Oh! and mister-conformity is in my gym class.

Gym – We had to do a FITNESS TEST. which is pretty much running a mile. – i didn’t have to run because i pulled a muscle the first day of gym, and it hurts to run and/or do sit-ups. Because the muscle i pulled is on my ribs and whenever i run my lungs burn – pushing on the muscle. And when ever i do sit-ups i push on the muscle again. So my coach just made me walk. Then, mister-conformity saw me with my friends and came up to me. \

“So do you like Metallica?” He said.

“Yea sure they are pretty cool.” (Thoughts – “Why is he talking to me? why, why, why, why? what did i do to him?” *Bites Nails*)

“I have there CD “Ride The Lightening.” he spoke.                                                           (My Thoughts – “Am i supposed to run around in a circle and cheer “good for you!”? Go! Get the heck away from me!!”)

“Ummm, sweet. I have all of there CD`s downloaded.” i shook out of my voice box. Even though i don’t like the person i still don’t want him to think am Anti-social. Which i can be at times.

“Cool!” He spoke, before having to leave. (Thank you God, not really)

Later after i told the coach my track time she let us go get some water. I had to go spit out my gum first, so i was walking into *What I Thought* was the girls bathroom. I didn’t realize it was the boys because i was staring at the floor, Stuck in my thoughts. I looked up and saw some dude i knew(He was at the sink not the other thingy) and i was About to say “Dylan, what the hell are you doing in the girls bathroom?!?!?” Until i was pulled out of the room. i spun around to see Shawna, My friend. “Samantha! What where you doing in there!!” she asked.

“Ummm spitting out my gum. By the way Dylan ______ was in the girls bathroom.” I spoke.

“Sam you went into the guys bathroom!!!” she shouted. i looked at the tag to see the guys simbol. (My thoughts – “What the hell is wrong with me?!?!?!?”)

“What?!?!” then i noticed all the other people where just sitting there looking shocked. I decided to settle it right there so no nasty jokes would be going around the school about me.

“OKAY PEOPLE!”, I shouted, “I DID NOT mean to go into the guys bathroom! I was day dreaming and didn’t notice where i was going. And NO i didn’t see anything. Also if i hear one sick rumor going around school, i will track it back to whichever one of you started and will do something to you so evil and cruel i won’t discuss it in front of the rest of you!!UNDERSTAND!!??!!??!!??!!??!!??!!??”

I got nods from everyone. Then i went into the GIRLS bathroom. So i could spit out my gum and get some water. Once i got back in the gym i changed my clothes, And when i was going out the door i felt someone pull on my hand from behind. I took my hand and spun around to see mister-conformity. I sighed (not to loudly)

“Whats your name again?” He asked. (My Thoughts -”WHY THE HELL does he want to know my name? And again? – i never said it around him.??!!..??!!..”)

I cracked out “S-Samantha.” Wondering why the hell he wanted my name.

“Samantha, Okay i will HAVE to remember that.” he spoke. . . Me – WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

On the way out of the gym i saw B.T.boy, so i decided not to be shy. I (FOR THE FIRST TIME) went up to him and punched his shoulder lightly. He turned to face me then we said “hey!!” at the same time.

Keyboarding. – There i talked to CJ, and Richard.

Halls – When i was talking to my friends Shalondra, Shawna, And Jade, I heard someone call my name. So i spun around to see – mister-conformity- (What do you know. Darkside am i like his only friend or something. I don’t even think of him as a friend. More of an acquaintance.

“Hey Samantha!!”He spoke.

I sighed and decided not to talk to him, so i just waved.

Then, once he left i told Shalondra that i KNEW/KNOW he likes me. Or else why would he talk to me, And ASK ME FOR MY NAME AT THAT?

Later i told Samantha F. That i knew he likes me because he talked to me and asked me my name. “He likes you!!He likes you!!He likes you!!He likes you!!He likes you!!He likes you!!He likes you!!He likes you!!” She sang.

“I know. But i don’t want him to. I still like _____.” I said.

Gym (Buses) – i bought four chocolate bars, and the second B.T.boy saw me with them he said “Oh Oh Sam right here!!” While holding out his hands.  Then to my surprise mister-conformity called my name (I didn’t know he was a bus rider) I guess he thought that i gave chocolate to everyone regularly(Like i do B.T.boy) because he held out his hand and said “Samantha can i get some?”  I still hadn’t gave B.T.boy a piece. I had to put up my money so i could give him i piece. I sat on the floor, put my money in my wallet, and was about to put my wallet in my book bag until i heard both of the guys calling my name. I looked up at B.T.boy THEN at mister-conformity – They both had there hands out for some chocolate. I yelled “HOLD THE FREAK ON!!!” before i put away my wallet,then broke a bar in half and gave a piece to each of them. Then some other people came up and asked for a piece. Soon i only had one bar left. I sighed a broke it in half the shouted ” Hey _____!!”, to get B.T.boy to turn around. Once he did I held up the Half the bar and asked him if he wanted it – which he did, so i gave it to him. He said thanks. as i broke the other half and threw it to Jordan(who sat next to mister-conformity)  Because he had also asked for some. Then after i ate my piece I got up and sat next to B.T.boy.

“Hey Sam, can i get a Dollar?” he asked.

“Yea-no.”I said. I didn’t have much free money left.

“You owe me a dollar!” He said.

“What i do not. If anything you owe me about 20 bucks because i buy you chocolate EVERY day!!” i said.

“Nu-huh. Not on Saturday and Sunday!!” He said – We both laughed.

“That’s true.” I said. I soon had to leave, so as i walked by B.T.boy i patted his head and said “Bye _____!!” then once i was at the door i turned around. I THINK i MIGHT have saw him talking to mister-conformity !!!!! NOOOOOO they CANNOT be friends…….

- BYE LOVLYS

Sammers