Typical Junoir High – You Know You Like It

Okay, weird title, I know. I guess it fits for what happened today! – which was C-R-E-E-P-Y!! But anyway i should get on with it!

Gym (morning) – B.T.boy kept rubbing my knee . . . . . A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!

Lunch – B.T.boy kept waving at me, smiling, and staring at me. . . . .A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!

Outside – LOTS happened. But to start, as soon as i got outside i went over to the shady trees to sit down with Cassidy. Soon Samantha F. came by and we were just talking when the PREPS came by and asked us “Are you guys over here because your looking for vampires?” I was annoyed with this shit going on. “NO! WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR “VAMPIRES” AND IF WE WERE, WOULD AND IT PART OF IT BE ONE BIT OF YOUR BUSINESS!?!?” I shouted. “I guess not, but still its crazy if you guys are looking for vampires.” The main talker said. “Look Lori, WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR VAMPIRES!! SO YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS MIGHT AS WELL GET THE HELL SOMEWHERE ELSE!!” i said racing to a stand in a violent pose. They Backed off quickly.    -Which was my goal- After sitting down and getting the “That was sooooo AWESOME!!!/ Sam Your sooo cool” Rejoice from my friends, we talked about how we was sick of this crap. Ever since we(the _____ sisters) have been reading the twilight saga, people have come to the conclusion that we are obsessed with vampires. – just because we are the vicious “goths” of the school!! I don’t like it when I’m called “goth” I despise labels, but this one seems to be unavoidable, so i have gotten over it and have accepted it.

Then a little while later the ” Wanna-Be Emo Preps” come over and ask us “Why we are sitting in the shade away from everyone else?”I took a DEEP  violent sigh, followed by a light growl. The each took a step back, followed by another when i got up with my head down, and my eyes glaring at them.

“WE, Are Sitting  HERE  Because  WE -head rose on WE-  Can.(said in between teeth) . . . (Voice softens) And  if  YOU  have A Problem With It Then -” My voice trailed off because they left before they got pounded. My every word was said with a hint of =get-the-hell-outta-here-before-i-kick-your-ass tone, A Slight Innocent tone, and a Violent and Vicious tone. I was very pleased with myself.  Then once again i got the “That was sooooo AWESOME!!!/ Sam Your sooo cool” Rejoice from my friends. Then i decided to move, So i got up, and started to walk. I heard footsteps behind me, so i pivoted around to see my friends behind me. I guess after that i wasn’t going to be going anywhere without being followed like I’m a queen. I sighed lightly. Sam heard it and came rushing to my side ‘Are you alright, is something bothering you?!?!” I wanted to blow off and say -OH MY FUCKING GOD BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!- but instead i just shook my head no and went over to the table -in the blaring, hot sun- and sat my head down. Sam and Meagan began to rub my back. Holy shit, was i like a goddess now? -lord i hope that doesn’t go on forever!! Anyway so I just tried to sleep, but then i when i looked up to the giggling i heard/saw Cody reading a sex scene for the book “It” out loud!! Holy crap!! I could hear every detail of Every description of everything that happened in that scene!!And the worst part was that everyone was laughing at it – but me-

I got up and held my fist in front of Cody’s face, I glared into his eyes as he looked up. I could hear him take a loud gulp. “Y-Yes?” He asked. Now everyone was looking at me like “What-The-Hell-Is-She-Going-To-Do?”  I kept my glare, and i let out a low growl.

“Cody,(said slowly to bring emphasis on the violence in the voice)  PLEASE, stop reading that scene out loud. Its Disgusting, and Inappropriate.” I said in a low, vicious voice. Then once i sat down, Sam(who was beside Cody) smacked his arm, and said “Really Cody that was gross!!” Then everyone(who was laughing/giggling) started to agree with me, after they found out that i (the one who it seems they worship over) doesn’t like it!! Later Cassidy wanted to talk to Morgan In private, And when ever we came up to them Cassidy would tell us to go away. So i said “What its not like your talking about your sex life. Wait you guys aren’t are you! Oh my god that is sooo Disgusting!! I’m gone, I don’t want to hear about any squecey squecey!!” Everyone behind me started laughing, Even Morgan laughed, Hell even i laughed. But then Cassidy Said “Sam I’m gonna Kill you!!” Then she came at me. I simply just stepped out of the way. And said “Cass. I was just joking. for real talk about easily angered!!” Then she came up to me and we did our _____ sisters secret handshake, With our finger simbols at the ending. Followed by the _____ sisters secret peace handshake. To show a truce. Then once we  (Me, Sam, Megan, Ashley, Lauren, Norma, And Shalondra) were walking away i shouted “Squecey Squecey!!” Then everyone busted out again!!

Halls – Okay B.T.boy noticed that if he moped around the _____ sisters like a sad person, he would get a BIG group hug from all of us. So the first time he did it, i just patted his shoulder with my hand. The next/second/last time he did it, I was the first one to hug him, he wrapped his arms around my waist, and held one of his hands in the other (pressing me closer to him), followed by me wrapping my arms in the only place possible – his neck. Then his head went on my right shoulder, as mine to his left. Then the rest of the girls followed in a group hug but they couldn’t really hug him because nost of him was around me. And he seemed to like it because when everyone else left  he held me for like a extra 3 seconds. A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!

Going to the gym to the bus lines – B.T.boy and Megan each had a hand full of cucumber slices. Because their last teacher used cucumbers in their work. So the kids got some. I got 3 slices from Megan. and ate them quick. “Dang i LOVE cucumbers!! Then B.T.boy comes RIGHT beside me and says my cucumbers are awesome, they are the best, you’ll LOVE my cucumbers! – IF you can get some of them!!” so all the time while he was walking me to the gym he wouldn’t let me get any cucumbers. But he kept saying stuff like “Oh i know you like my cucumbers!” and then i would blush, and smack his arm. One time after i smacked him he ruffled my hair, so i ruffled his. then he said “Nobody touches a white boys hair!” and i said “oh really?” The i gave him a nuggy!! We were both laughing by the time we satdown in our bus lines right next to eachother. Then i said “____ Your crazy!!” ,

“I know you like my crazy!!”

I blushed, “You Wish!”

“Oh come onnn, You Know You Like It!! You Know You Like It!!” he sang while rubbing his abs, then he held down his under shirt with on hand, and with the other hestarted to pull up his top shirt- like he was stripping. . . And he was making beats with his mouth which made me blush, laugh, and smile at the same time – thats something NOBODY sees- on me at least. After i while of . . . messing around. . . .or maybe it was flirting. . . he got up to get some water. While he was gone i got out a pencil, planing to throw it at him when he came back. When i did i thought he would throw it back at me, but instead he kept it!! “_____ give me back my pencil PLEASE.” I said.

“No its my pencil, But we all know that you want it!”

“Oh my god that is sooo wrong!!”

“Only if you think about it like that.” he said while smirking and winking at me.

-OH MY GOD HE WINKED AT YOU!?!?!?- yea duh darkside, its not the first time!!

After blushing, “_____ really can i PLEASE get my pencil back?” i spoke

“No but i will give you my pencil if you let me keep yours!” he said while smirking,and winking AGAIN!

-HOLY SHIT, AGAIN?!?!? I THINK THATS SOOOOOO HOT!!- darkside, get over it

“_____ that is soooooo gross!!”

“Sam,you know i didn’t mean it like that, i really do have a pencil. and you can have it if you want.”

“Oh you perv!!” I said while blushing (Like i was this whole conversation)

“Nice dirty mind Sam! I bet that gets you good grades! but anyway here-” B.T.boy spoke while taking a WRITING pencil out of his pocket and throwing it at me, hitting me in the boobs!!

“nice aim -NOT. And i want MY pencil back!!” I said while throwing his pencil back to him, only to get it thrown at my boobs AGAIN!!

“Sam first of all, I wasn’t aiming. I can’t help it if your chest is just soooo big. and second I like your pencil, its hotter!!” He said in between laughs, smirks, and even a little blush! I could tell he was lying about the “not aiming” thing because he was laughing.

“Oh its ON!!!!!” I said while smacking him upside of his head, he threw MY pencil at me but it fell on my boobs, then rolled to the floor! Instead of getting really pissed i decide to get up and get some water to cool me down. on my way back my bus line was almost leaving. I grabbed my book bag then on my way out i shuffled B.T.boys hair. And then when i passed Morgan, Megan Ashley, and Sam(at different times) We would throw up our _____ sisters signal to indicate “bye, peace, catch ya later, or whatever goodbye works for you.

AWESOMELY AWKWARD DAY

Samantha, Psychopath,and penguin!!

Sorry About The No Post Thing, but here you go

Okay this might be long, I’m not sure. But this will be a UPDATE, TYPICAL JUNIOR HIGH, and a I LOVE THIS SONG #10, and also a regular post – ALL IN ONE! I might be up all night writing this, while mom and The Thing are sleeping (Cody is away on a flied trip to Disney world -Little Brat- but anyway Good for him -NOT- ) for starters, I guess i should do the update first.

~UPDATE~

1 – I now HATE (i know hate is a “strong word” but i HATE) my “father” now!Even if he says ONE thing to me, even a nice thing i want to smack the hell out of him, I will now call him The Thing.

2 – everything that is written like this -put evil stuff here- is dark side speaking (or just me being really annoyed, angry, or just plan old BEYOND PISSED aka my usual mood now.) I have already written some stuff like that in the column above . . when i was talking about Cody`s -gay- trip to Disney world -where he gets to go get worshiped over his “glorious” voice(the voice that nobody but me and my friends think i have) DUMB BASSES-

3 – MOM IS AWESOME!!

4 – I have been trying to listen to all different kinds of music

(hip hop,metal,rock, Gothic, Goth-Rock, COUNTRY,reggae, alternative,        emo, techno, Grunge -or grungen *happy face*-, Dance, Classical, and even blues!) just to go with my multi-personality. I’m so crazy that i have been listening to almost everything but rap. i even have a favorite COUNTRY song!

Favorite song for each genre

Hip hop – who the freak knows maybe beautiful -Akon , or Rhianna – Take A Bow

Metal – Dragonforce – Through The Flames And Fire

Rock – what the smurf ass is rock?

Gothic – Flyleaf – I’m So Sick (Scream version)

Goth-Rock – As I Lay Dying – The Sound of Truth

Country - I Loved Her First – Heartland

Reggae – Sean Paul – Temperature

Alternative – Linken Park – Refugee

Emo – Seether Featuring Amy Lee – Broken

Techno - If You Seek Amy – Britney Spears

Grunge – Alice In Chains – Heaven Beside You

Dance – Rhianna – Disturbia

Classical – Beethoven -Moonlight Sonata

Blues – ZZ Top – Legs

LOL – some random selection huh? And when the hell did i start saying “LOL”? It usually scares the shit outta me. – CREEPY

5 – I have been reading – the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyers. I read Twilight, New Moon,and Eclipse each in one day! Now im on Breaking Dawn – And I’m not really to interested in it, i guess its because I’m at the part when Bella has just turned into a Vampire. And really its like “Blah Blah She learns new stuff Blah Blah -Who gives a shit?- Blah Blah” FOREVER! come on Stephanie Get back to the plot! So i have taken a small break on the book – I might start it again tonight, after I’m done with this.

The Thing is making me get off because its “Too Late” -Go suck something and get happy dumb butt!!- anyway i will probably get back on and finish this after he goes to bed. So yea. . .

LATER

6 – I have been wearing – anything other than skirts and dresses. Mostly Black stuff, but i have been wearing pink, yellow, blue, green, red, white, and almost anything!!!! (but mostly black -Can’t live without black-)

7- Weather has been a bitch! I mean Sunny over the weekends and then nobody knows what is going to happen during the week days! It could be raining, High winds, Cloudy, and even sunny, all in one day!

8 – Why do I -HATE- The Thing? = because he is being a lazy, Annoying, Bitchy, Crack head, Dumb ass, Stupid, Retarded, *shudders when says this*= Father! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

OKAY!!!!!!!! now that i got THAT over with i should go on to my TYPICAL JUNIOR HIGH post!

~TYPICAL JUNIOR HIGH – Now Protective? WTF??~

Okay now B.T.boy is PROTECTIVE of ME!! Where the Hell did that one come from? I mean like the other day me and Sam. F. were walking on the track, and B.T.boy and Adam where in front of us, with a bunch of other guys. And I told Sam not to let me walk into anyone because i was walking with my eyes shut. So while i was walking I ALMOST ran into B.T.boy but Sam grabbed my arm and pulled me back. Then one guy that they were walking with said something about us holding hands, and Adam turns around and says “We think we just saw you two holding hands. Do you to go out with each other?” Then B.T.boy looks at Adam and punches him in the shoulder saying “Man haw can you even think that, I KNOW that Samantha _my_last _name_here_ isn’t lesbian, and I’m pretty sure Samantha F. Isn’t!”  “True, neither of them look like they are,” Adam says while turning to us, “Sorry Samantha’S.” Then he goes up to Sam F. and begins to walk with her. All while the other guys that they were with were saying “Man, I don’t know, i mean Samantha _my_last _name_here_ is hot, but if their hot then they are more likely to be lesbian.” Then B.T.boy comes up to me and PUTS HIS ARM AROUND MY WAIST, turns to the other guys and says “If you guys think shes lesbian then come talk to me!”  Then All the other guys look at the one who said crap about me, and says “dang man!” but one guy said “_____ Just go out with her all ready!” I blushed at that, Then B.T.boy Turn us around and whispered in my ear “Don’t pay attention to them.”    “Okay.” I said silently. Then he says  “Hey, I haven’t talked to you in a while, How have you been?” Then we just started talking and walking until he had to go like 3 minutes later. Until that time he still had HIS ARM AROUND MY WAIST! -WTF just happened??? Okay enough of that crap, B.T.boy no longer has a girlfriend. Lina broke up with him after he told her the truth about what he thought about her weight. When she asked him what he thought, DUMB BLONDE!!

~I LOVE THIS SONG # 10~

Through The Fire And Flames – Dragonforce

On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death’s eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness is falling down
And the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter
Falls around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores

On the blackest plains in hell’s domain
We watch them as they go
In fire and pain, now once again we know

So now we’re flyin’, we’re free,
We’re free before the thunderstorm
on towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They will raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the midmorning light
There’s a burning in my heart
We’re banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars

In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny this time
And endlessly we’ll all be free tonight

And on the wings of a dream so far beyond reality
All alone in desperation, now that time has come
Lost inside you’ll never find, lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard now can we understand
I’ll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

-Awesome song with a lot of evil, gruesome guitar solos!!-

Anyway Peeps CATCH YA LATER!!!!

Psychopath (_____Sister nickname)

Penguin (nickname)

And Grungen (Species)

SAMANTHA and DARK SIDE

-I still think that I should be first-

oh shut the fuck up! quit whinnying! for real GET OVER IT!! CRY ME A RIVER, BUILD ME A BRIDGE, AND THEN GET THE FREAK OVER IT!!!!!!!

Please EXCUSE any cussing that I said