Today, I happened to be the little love doctor of all my friends.
I got Jade to tell Airis yes to the fifth time of him asking her out. and I happened to help . . . HERE I SAY IT . . . . . MY STALKER, or Ex-stalker.see we were talking in the gym and I asked him who he was going to the school dance-this Friday- with. and he said that he would like to go with a lot of people. Hell why don’t i just tell you the whole conversation? IM RETARDZED!
“So Zack, who are you going to the dance with?”
“I have a lot of people I want to ask.”
“Sam F. is one right? I know you still like her.”
“how the hell do you know that- and yes its true, I do still like her. And yes I would go to the dance with her.”
“School Psychopathhere. And she said that she is open for the dance, meaning she would probly go with you. You should ask her.”
“She’ll say no.”
“Not if you write her a note. Or more like let me write the note for you.”
“Why would I let you write the note?”
“Because I’m her best friend and I know how she thinks. I know her to well, well enough to write a letter and make her want to say yes.”
“True.”
“Give me a peice of paper then! Damn!”
He gave me a sheet of paper and I wrote
“”"”"”Sam,
Will you go to the dance with me, PLEASE! (and Sam __ says “we will look good together.”)
(heart)
Zack S____
(Wrote by Samantha _____”)”"”"”
Then He was about to go give it to her, but a teacher caught him, and since I was right the and I was all tite and shit with that teacher and I felt nice,
“Hey Mr. D! How have you been. Look Zack is kinda deseperate -Zack glared at that- And he was about to go give this note to Samantha F______. But since we don’t want to get in trouble, Well, Can you do it for him.” I said while snatching the note from Zack and handing it to Mr. D. “What? He will read it!” Zack shouted. “No he won’t, Mr. D is just cool like that.” I said, hinting Mr. D. not to look at it. After I told Mr. D what bus line Sam was in, I told Zack
“Chill out and watch the Master – Or Mistress- Do the work.” I said with a big smirk.
Mr. D. came back over and gave the note back to Zack. “What does it say?” I asked. “Nothing.” “She told me to tell you “Yes”. Even thought I don’t know to what.”
“Oh My God! Sam you are the shit!” Zack said once Mr.D. Left.
“I know. You so totally owe me.” I said while huffing on my nails and rubbing them on my shirt -with a smirk-.
“Yea I guess I do. But anyway thanks.” He said while holding out his hand in a thank you shake thing I guess. . . he is just weird like that. But anyway I said
“Oh my God! Did you just say thanks! TH ATS CRAZY! Its Armageddon!”
“Haha very funny. But yes I said thanks.”
“Yea whatever….” I said while kinda taking his hand into a weird as hell handslap.
Anyway I had to go soon, and when I did leave I saw Sam in her bus line, And as the usual I threw up my ____ sisters sign -peace sign (Cuz im the awesome hippie person!-not really, but kinda) And I got back “I should Kill you right now!”
“Hey, I didn’t make you say yes! You could have said no.” I said back.
And thats how my day ened. B.T.boy said Hi to me like five times. and that was IT!
~THE END~
I can not wait until the dance.
Your favorite
SAMANTHA
the weird gothic hippie!
